Chuck Norris fact of the week

A cobra once bit Chuck Norris’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died

Chuck Norris fact of the week

When an episode of “Walker, Texas Ranger” aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side

Chuck Norris fact of the week

Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris’s house is a Total Gym

Chuck Norris fact of the week

When Chuck Norris breaks wind, it stays broken

Chuck Norris fact of the week

Chuck Norris is suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs

Chuck Norris fact of the week

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush

Chuck Norris fact of the week

Guns don't kill people.  Delta Force kills people.

Ok, that one is more a Delta Force Fact than a Chuck Norris Fact.  But Chuck Norris is Delta Force!

Chuck Norris fact of the week

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is

Chuck Norris fact of the week

If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris' misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas

Chuck Norris fact of the week

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

Chuck Norris fact of the week

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Chuck Norris fact of the week

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Delta Force marathon on Satellite TV.

Chuck Norris fact of the week

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

Chuck Norris fact of the week

Ok, here's a Chuck Norris Fact that is quite poignant.

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

Chuck Norris fact of the week

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.

Chuck Norris facts... as read by Chuck!

Funny - Googling Chuck Norris

This is really funny!  On www.google.com,  enter the term:

Google Chuck Norris

without any quotation marks.  Then instead of the "search" button, click on the "I'm feeling lucky" button. 

Chuck Norris fact of the week

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep.... he waits

Chuck Norris fact of the week

There is no theory of evolution.  Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris fact of the week

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer.

Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't cry.