Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Who put the goat in there?

I've had Benny Lava on the brain for a week now. Have I been high today?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw

Lyrics to sing along to:

My loony bun is fine Benny Lava!
Minor bun engine made Benny Lava!
Anybody need this sign? Benny Lava!
You need a bun to bite Benny Lava!
Have you been high today?
I see the nuns are gay!
My brother yelled to me…
I love you inside Ed!
My loony bun is fine Benny Lava!
Minor bun engine made Benny Lava!
I told a high school girl…
I love you inside me!
I’d love to see you pee on us tonight!
You feel me up with doom.
Quit looking up at me!
You got a minute girl?
The puppy had a fee!
Don’t think I do love her
We’re looking in a pill!
All of them like the bun!
Now poop on them Oliver!
You know the hole to put it!
Your pundit got armor!
Who put the goat in there?
The yellow goat I ate!
(I like to swim in it)
(I like to swim in his)
A nerd to punk a nerd.
I’m bleeding Fucking A!
That stuff is pink colored!
Some day I sell DNA!
This boar ain’t very cool.
You need a Hindi yew!
Got into Seattle.
I’ll lay a friend of yours!
I fought a barber man!
We know what’s in butter rum!
A jet pack… operation…
Send him the crazy Hindu!
Whatever! My Sadist!
All baked and cooked alive!
I lick you… Belinda…
The ninja made a movement.
Tell Donna… No collar…
I’ll do what body loves!
I put papaya there.
You love me inside there!
Have you been high today?
I love you inside me!

Monday, April 28, 2008

Oh my God! I killed Kenny!

I'm switching over the the dark side. Going legit. Toeing the corporate line.

This is the blog that can be unveiled for public consumption. The other one will continue to quietly exist in anonymity.